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Discussion in 'Music Ministry' started by Mike McK, Dec 1, 2006.

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  1. Mike McK

    Mike McK New Member

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    I'm stuck at home with strep throat and I'm bored. What's happened to the music forums here? You all got quiet on me while I was away.

    now Playing: Johnny Cash - "Unchained"
     
    #1 Mike McK, Dec 1, 2006
  2. Pete

    Pete New Member

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    So, how about that heretical song?


    (Will try and start something for you Mike ;) )
     
    #2 Pete, Dec 2, 2006
  3. Petra-O IX

    Petra-O IX Active Member

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    I guess a Beatles topic is out of the question.
    Alright, how about Johnnie Mathis being the best Christmas Time singer ever!
     
    #3 Petra-O IX, Dec 2, 2006
  4. tinytim

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    You mean Don Ho don't you?
     
    #4 tinytim, Dec 2, 2006
  5. mcdirector

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    If you are willing to leave music aside, there are actually thread you with fights in progress :tongue3:
     
    #5 mcdirector, Dec 2, 2006
  6. tinytim

    tinytim <img src =/tim2.jpg>

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    Threads with fights????!!!!!

    Where? I want in!!!!
     
    #6 tinytim, Dec 2, 2006
  7. annsni

    annsni Well-Known Member
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    How about this wonderful song? I heard it on the radio and was annoyed and laughing at the same time..... Is it funny or irreverant (or both)? I'd like Scripture to back it up too.

    Weird Al Yankovic - 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics

    The first thing at Christmas,
    That's such a pain to me:
    Is finding a Christmas tree,

    The second thing at Christmas,
    That's such a pain to me:
    rigging up the lights,
    and finding a Christmas tree,

    The third thing at Christmas
    That's such a pain to me:
    hangovers, rigging up the lights
    and finding a Christmas tree,

    The fourth thing at Christmas,
    That's such a pain to me:
    sending Christmas cards,
    hangovers, rigging up the lights
    and finding a Christmas tree

    The fifth thing at Christmas
    That's such a pain to me:
    Five month of bills,
    sending Christmas cards,
    hangovers, rigging up the lights
    and finding a Christmas tree

    The sixth thing at Christmas
    That's such a pain to me:
    Facing my in-laws,
    five months of bills,
    I hate those Christmas cards,
    hangovers, rigging up these lights
    and finding a Christmas tree,

    The seventh thing a Christmas,
    that's such a pain to me:
    the Salvation Army, facing my in-laws,
    five months of bills,
    sending Christmas cards,
    ohhh geeez, I'm tryin to rig up these lights
    and finding a Christmas tree

    The eighth thing at Christmas,
    that's such a pain to me:
    (kids voice) I want a transformer for Christmas,
    Charities and what do you mean your in-laws?
    five months of bills, uh makin up these cards,
    please get me a beer huh,
    what we have no extension cords?
    and finding a Christmas tree,

    The ninth thing at Christmas
    that's such a pain to me:
    finding parking spaces,
    (kid) daddy I want some candy,
    donations, facing my in-laws
    five months of bills,
    writing out those Christmas cards,
    hangovers, now why the hell are they blinking?
    and finding a Christmas tree,

    The tenth thing at Christmas
    That's such a pain to me:
    Batteries not included, no parking spaces,
    (kid) buy me something, get a job you bum,
    facing my in-laws, five months of bills,
    yo-ho sending Christmas cards,
    oh-geez look at this, one light goes out they all go out,
    and finding a Christmas tree,

    The eleventh thing at Christmas
    That's such a pain to me:
    Stale T.V. specials, batteries not included,
    no parking spaces
    (kid) mum I gotta go bathroom,
    charites, she's a witch I hate her,
    five months of bills,
    i dont even know half these people,
    oh who has the toilet paper,
    turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse
    and finding a Christmas tree,

    The twelfth thing at Christmas
    that's such a pain to me:
    singing Christmas carols, stale T.V. specials,
    batteries not included, no parking,
    (kid crying), charities, gonna make em dinner,
    five months of bills,
    I'm not sending em mister that's it,
    shut up you, you're so smart you rig up the lights
    and finding a christmas tree.
     
    #7 annsni, Dec 2, 2006
  8. ccrobinson

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    I know there are sites that say that this song was from Weird Al, but it's actually Bob Rivers.

    Great song. :thumbs:
     
    #8 ccrobinson, Dec 2, 2006
  9. annsni

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    Umm, well my first hit on Google said it was Weird Al, so it's him!! So there!!



    LOL - Did he sing it or something? It was kind of funny when I heard it with all the different people doing it, but there were things that I found annoying.
     
    #9 annsni, Dec 2, 2006
  10. ccrobinson

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    :laugh:

    I don't think Weird Al sings on the song at all. He writes some great stuff, but not every funny song is his. :smilewinkgrin:
     
    #10 ccrobinson, Dec 3, 2006
  11. FBCPastorsWife

    FBCPastorsWife New Member

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    I've never heard Weird Al doing that song! I've always known it to be attributed to Bob Rivers....who I think is hilarious!!!

    Here is one of my favorites by Rivers...


    The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
    Bob Rivers
    To The Tune of God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen
    ​
    1. The restroom door said Gentlemen
    So I just walked inside
    I took two steps and realized
    I'd been taken for a ride
    I heard high voices turned and found
    The place was occupied
    By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
    What could be worse?
    Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
    ​
    2. The restroom door said Gentlemen
    It must have been a gag
    As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
    She sprayed me with a can of mace
    And snapped me with her bag.
    I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
    What can I say?
    It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
    ​
    3. The restroom door said Gentlemen
    And I would like to find
    The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
    Cause I've got two black eyes
    And one high heel up my behind
    Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
    Boy, oh, boy
    No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.
    ​
     
    #11 FBCPastorsWife, Dec 4, 2006
  12. Joshua Rhodes

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    Thanks FBCPW! That was awesome!!!
     
    #12 Joshua Rhodes, Dec 4, 2006
  13. FBCPastorsWife

    FBCPastorsWife New Member

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    Glad ya liked that one :D I die laughing every time I hear it! I have a very vivid imagination! hehehe
     
    #13 FBCPastorsWife, Dec 4, 2006
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