It Coulda Been Me!

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting Anti-American slogans pulled up next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.


For several minutes, I sat in my car dumbfounded, thinking to myself, "Wow, that could have been me!"


So….. today bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver!