Joke #3

A man walks into the woman's section of a department store
and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "there's more than one type?"
"There are three types," replies the clerk, "The Catholic
type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which
one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference in
them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic
type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up
the fallen and the Baptist type makes mountain's out of mole
hills."