This is funny, but it's only funny in the context of current events, so I figured it belonged here more than Jokes.
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'But his chant is slightly different, opting for the proper King James phrase "Knoweth Joe Biden!" instead.
"Let us all standeth and joineth together in the traditional chant," Wilkinson (thee/thou) said as the organist played "Softly and Tenderly". "Knoweth Joe Biden! Knoweth Joe Biden!"'
https://babylonbee.com/news/king-james-only-pastor-leads-congregation-in-chant-of-knoweth-joe-biden