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Lawyer joke

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by abcgrad94, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. abcgrad94

    abcgrad94 Active Member

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    A Jew, a Hindu, and a lawyer were traveling in the country one evening when their car broke down. They walked to the nearest farm house and the farmer offered to put them up for the night. Trouble was, he only had room to sleep two of the men in the house. The Jew said, "No problem, I will sleep in the barn."

    A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. The Jew said, "I'm sorry, but there is a pig in the barn and I am a Jew. I cannot sleep in the barn with an unclean pig." So the Hindu went to the barn.

    A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. The Hindu said, "I'm sorry, but there is a cow in the barn and cows are sacred to us Hindus. I cannot sleep in the barn with a cow. So the lawyer went out to sleep in the barn.

    A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. It was the pig.
     
    #1 abcgrad94, Dec 23, 2009
  2. Gwen

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    Bwahahahahaha!
     
    #2 Gwen, Dec 23, 2009
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    ...LOL :thumbs: ...that's funny! :)
     
    #3 kyredneck, Dec 23, 2009
  4. Carolina Baptist

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    A young couple were planning their wedding when they had a wreck and were killed. They walked up to the gate of Heaven and met an angel there. They told the angel that they were about to get married, and asked if they could get married in Heaven.
    The angle said that it hadn’t been done before but he would look into it. He left and after 3 weeks he returned and said they could get married.
    A year later, the couple found that they couldn’t get along at all. They returned to the same angel and asked If they could get a divorce.
    The angel replied “It took me 3 weeks to find one preacher up here, and now you want me to look for two lawyers”.
     
    #4 Carolina Baptist, Dec 25, 2009
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    Good one, Carolina Baptist!
     
    #5 abcgrad94, Dec 25, 2009
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