OK....Here's one that happened to me way back in 1973-74. Not sure which year it was since it was over 40 years ago.
Here's the scenario: One of my "many" jobs I had while going through my undergraduate college education was working at a funeral home as a clerk.
One of the "perks" was having my own bedroom and access to a kitchen. Another fellow (not a student) also had his own separate bedroom.
The two of us were both tasked with answering the phone at night just in case "something happened" that required the attention of the funeral home's full time staff during "after hours."
The funeral director gave me very specific directions as to the proper use of the phone in these "situations" and how to maintain a "business-like" response to any/all callers.
WPE3BQL being new at this job wanted to make a good impression for his employer by following all the rules he laid down regarding phone conversations.....especially on his very first phone call.
I get this phone call at about 11:00 pm., "Momma's DEAD!!! Oh PLEASE get Momma!!"
"Yes sir!" I responded. "You'll have to give me complete driving directions to your location so that the funeral home personnel will know exactly where you're located so that they can best 'pick up your mother.' And, be advised, this process will take some time because I'll have to call the full-time personnel, they'll have to get dressed, and they'll have to drive to the funeral home, and then they'll have to drive the hearse to your location. You do understand this, don't you?"
"Yes, yes, I understand.....But PLEASE come as soon as y'all can, 'cause Momma's DEAD!!"
"I can guarantee that we'll all do our best to arrive at your location just as soon as we can. Is there anything else we need to know about this 'situation' at this time?"
"No, no, we'll tell the funeral home people when they come for Momma if there's any details we missed.....Just please hurry and get Momma."
"Yes sir, we'll do our best to serve you and your family."
So I hang up the phone and proceed to notify the full-time staff of this "situation." They arrive ASAP, and off they go to "pick up Momma."
Well, they eventually arrive back at the funeral home "empty-handed." What happened, I asked. Did I do something wrong?
No, you did exactly what you were told to do. Problem was that just as we were about to turn onto the road on which "Momma lived," another hearse from another funeral home passed us.
They stopped us and asked if we too were coming to pick up "Momma." Yes we were, but obviously we were too late.
No, because when we knocked on "Momma's" door, you'll never guess who answered.
That's right. "Momma" answered the door!
It turned out that these "young gentlemen(??)" decided to play a prank on "Momma." They had called every funeral home within about 30-50 miles of "Momma's" house to come to pick her up.
It must have taken some planning to know which funeral home(s) to call and at what precise times to call each of them.
Were these "young gentlemen(??)" ever caught and/or apprehended and subsequently "counseled" for their actions?
I don't know, but that's one phone call I'll probably never forget---even it is was at least 40 years ago!! :thumbs::thumbs: