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Lets finish Snoopys story.

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  1. Salty

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    I am sure you have all seen "Peanuts" and often Snoopy will be writing a story. Well, lets finish the story for him.

    Rule # 1
    There are no rules

    On a dark and stormy night, a German fighter pilot was walking up to his plane near the border of Germany.
     
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    But, alas, he forgot to tie his shoes and tripped over his shoelace.
     
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    He fell and knocked his head against the side of his plane.
     
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    "Autsch. Jetzt habe ich Kopfschmerzen und ein blaues Auge!",said the German pilot.
     
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    With his throbbing head and bruised eye, he was not so sure that he could fly the plane, especially in this weather.
     
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    In spite of all this, he was determined to acuire that one more hour of flying so he could qualifty for...
     
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    ...lunch. But,
     
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    ..the mess hall had run out of food the day before, so he...
     
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    ...went to MickyD's where he ran into...
     
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    ...the Burger King - but he was missing his crown. The King explaned that moring while he was polishing his crown, a man ran up and yelled...
     
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    ...hey! ...
     
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    Then he proceeded to explain in broken English that Burger King had been taken by the Allies and the German's were stuck with only Ronald McDonald for a cook.
     
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    After waking up from his dream, he finally decided to train 3 young lieutenants, one of which had never seen a plane.
     
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    Oddly enough, these lieutenant's names were Moe, Larry and Curley.
     
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    The fighter pilot tried to train his new men, but he encountered some problems. For starters, they couldn't seem to understand German, so. . .
     
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    he found an Brizilian housekeeper who spoke Italian, but her real idenity was
     
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    Paula Dean. And that wasn't Italian it was Paula's unique southern dialect. She was last heard saying, "Repeat after me, y'all. Butter makes it better."
     
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    So the fighter pilot greased his plane with butter he stole from the. . .
     
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    ... commnaders office because the night before, the commander ....
     
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    confiscated it from the Sergeant, who had taken it from the footlocker of....
     
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