Little Debbie for Calvinist only!

They look flaky on the outside, and full of fluff on the inside.

 

But they're sweet to the taste and make you want more.

Heh heh.

 

I probably should heed my advice and continue to avoid this topic, but cannot resist here...

They are also REALLY bad for you!!!

 

Furthermore, if you eat too many, you are foreordained to get fat!!

 

You're not asserting that once you begin, you start becoming spiritually lazy, are you?!! :laugh: :smilewinkgrin:

Everyone who knows me, knows I'm kidding here :saint:

 

Sing this to the tune "Amazing Grace"

Little Debbies, how sweet they tatse,
They taste so good to me.
When I eat, I eat in haste,
My toes, no longer I see!!

 

They just give you heartburn

 

The other day, I was walking down the street, not for sure where I was at. All of a sudden, a woman appeared and placed one of these cakes in my mouth. As soon as I had swallowed it, I knew where I was at, and oddly enough, my eyesight improved. I asked her her name, and she said it was Grace. I looked at her and said, "Amazing!!"

 

They'll spoil your appetite for the deeper things of God, they're only good with milk!

I hope everybody knows my first post was joking (though rather cruel I must admit), but when somebody lobs you a fat pitch like this, you can't help but swat it out of the park.

 

No worries.....you will get your day in the barrel:tongue3:

 

Well, it's not that they themselves are bad for you; it's too many of them are bad for you. So stay away from the Little Hyper-Tulip Debbies!

Remember, we're just having fun here.

 

That's why I jumped in. I am still a little fearful

 

I'll forget Im half Jersey Italian :laugh: Badda Boom

 

Some find them *irresistable*. :tonofbricks:


.....but I *choose* not to. :wavey:

 

And Little Debbie's prior reputation can not be ignored:

 

:laugh::laugh:

 

How do you put pics on the screen?

 

Yeah, me too, now. It can only go downhill from here.

Wait, it's already there.

 

Go to Photobucket (it's free) and start an account. When you log on it will go to a page and you will see a button that says Upload Photos. This will open up a box on your screen, usually My Documents. Look for My Pictures and click on that. You should see your saved photos on your computer. Click on one and then click Open on bottom right. The photo will automatically upload to Photobucket. You can give it a name or save as it was listed on your computer. Anyway, click Save and go to Album. New page opens, place cursor over photo and links will open below. Copy the bottom link and paste here. Viola! your photo will appear.

Whenever you see photos you like, right click and then choose Save Picture. It is best to save in My Pictures. Now you can go to Photobucket again and Upload from your computer. All this is easy.

I think you have to be regenerated before you can eat those TULIP Cakes, but I'll take one of those Devil Squares, I know I am able to eat those!