Military intelligence

When you see a member or members of a bomb-disposal squad running-FOLLOW !

Submarines are safer than aircraft-There are many aircraft lost in the sea, but not one subby lost in the sky.

Try to look unimportant-the enemy may be low on ammo.

Words are like bombs-Once thry're dropped, there's no taking them back.

Isis Roulette-The rules are same as Russian Roulette, except it's played with an autoloader.

Tracers work both ways.

ANY ship can be a minesweeper-once.

The only time an aircraft has too much fuel is when it's on fire.

Friendly fire-ISN'T !

If everything's going according to plan, you're walking into an ambush.

Once the pin's pulled & the clip's released, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

Teamwork is essential-It gives the enemy more people to shoot at.

Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

It's highly-inadvisable to bail out over an area you've just bombed.

Tanks are easily identified, easily engaged, much-feared targets which attract all the fire on the battlefield. When all is said and done, a tank is a small steel box crammed with inflammable or explosive substances which is easily converted into a mobile crematorium for its highly skilled crew.

Hit the other fellow, as quick as you can, and as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't lookin'.

Q: How many guns does it take to shoot the enemy?
A: Two. One to shoot & another to sell him to shoot back

 

More military intel:

Land mines are equal-opportunity killers.

Improper handling of the M7 grenade launches may result in premature discharge, which will not win you any friends in what's left of your unit.

If there's nothing wrong with your copter, cheer up-there soon will be.

When in doubt-empty the magazine.

Piper Cubs are slow-flying. If it crashes, it'll only kill you a little.

"Military Intelligence" is as "Jumbo Shrimp".

There is no problem that cannot be solved with high explosives.

When deployed overseas, always take a bride there. That way, you'll leave your in-laws thousands of miles away.

If it's stupid, but works in battle, it isn't stupid.

Push to test-release to detonate.

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

Gen. Patton: "You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other #$@& die for his country.

 

Yeah, about like "country music" or "For The People" infrastructure bill.

 

As a rocker, I never cared for hilljack after Hank, Sr. & other early stars.