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Mix your Metaphors here

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Ed Edwards, May 29, 2008.

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  1. Ed Edwards

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    That is all you do, two metaphors per sentence.


    I filled up my Buick with gas Thursday
    -- I had to pay an arm and a leg through the nose for that gasoline :tear:
     
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  2. Ed Edwards

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    I think we are going to have a field day of reckoning with this game :)
     
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    This thread is as dumb as a brick and worthless as hog perfume.
     
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  4. Ed Edwards

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    // ... arm and a leg through the nose ... //

    Oh, that was painful.

    Well no more painful than sticking my foot in my mouth while standing on my principles!
     
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    So, Brother Cutter, can we say this?

    He was drowning in his own tears of joy!
     
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    No, the sow that was washed has returned to her wallowing in the mire and her pen is dirtier than a pig sty.
     
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    It's as hard to row against the current as it is to saw against the grain.
     
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  8. I Am Blessed 24

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    A stitch in time keeps the cat in the bag.
     
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  9. Ed Edwards

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    this too shall pass     on the other side of the street



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  10. I Am Blessed 24

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    A penny earned does not buy much.
     
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    She let the cat out of the bag and grabbed the chicken by the neck.
     
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  12. Ed Edwards

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    Let he who is without sin cast the first stone soup.

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    A bird in the hand is worth all the hairs on your head.
     
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    Jack and Jill went up a hill to see Little Miss Muffet.
     
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    Red sky at night means shepherds delight ..... red sky in the morning means.....storm in a tea cup.
     
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    Ants in your pants and dancing on the ceiling. Gees.
     
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    Waste not and ye shall reap...
     
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    don`t count your chickens before they are hatched - there`s many a slip between cup and lip.
     
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    Don't put all your eggs in one refrigerator.
     
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  20. Ed Edwards

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    God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen's Club

    Would that be Christmas or a boy's night out on the town?
     
    #20 Ed Edwards, Jun 2, 2008
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