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Music Styles

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Gwen, Aug 24, 2011.

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  1. Gwen

    Gwen Active Member

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    JAZZ
    Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.

    BLUES
    Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.

    WORLD MUSIC
    Dozen different types of percussion all going at once.

    OPERA
    People singing when they should be talking.

    RAP
    People talking when they should be singing.

    CLASSICAL
    Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.

    FOLK
    Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.

    BIG BAND
    20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.

    HEAVY METAL:
    Codpiece and chaps

    HOUSE MUSIC
    OK as long as it's not the house next door.
     
    #1 Gwen, Aug 24, 2011
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    Earth Wind and Fire Well-Known Member
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    I get it all except this one ....HEAVY METAL:
    Codpiece and chaps

    Whats that?
     
    #2 Earth Wind and Fire, Aug 24, 2011
  3. Gwen

    Gwen Active Member

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    Rodeo Wear. Cause it's flashy, has no meaning, and you might get hurt. :)
     
    #3 Gwen, Aug 24, 2011
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