abcgrad94 said:
Head for the hills! Gina is turning liberal!
No more open communion for you, young lady! I'll bet you're wearing pants and nursing your babies at church, too!:tongue3:
Ah man. I took my unsaved, liberal, foreign man-marrying self into a church after I had my first child, trying to do the right thing and all ya know.
To me, a baby eating is a baby eating. They're hungry, ya feeds 'em, ya know what I'm sayin?!
So the service is going, the baby is hungry, I start to feed the baby, and next thing you know I'm surrounded by jean-jumper wearing, socks with sandals, just-made-rice-krispie-treats women, and just before I start screaming in terror or knew what was happening, found myself being herded in their midst, like a cow, to a nursery room and into a rocking chair. But not before the pastor stopped stone cold and every single eye was on me!
I could complain, but I guess I'm lucky. I wasn't beheaded, and even though I suspect they discussed it, I wasn't stoned to death either. However, dresses and skirts, in both newborn girl and adult girl sizes, did mysteriously and randomly appear in my diaper bag or hanging in plastic bags on the door handle of my apartment, and a few years later I found myself in front of a mirror before church, wearing a jean jumper, getting ready to gather up the rice krispie treats for the kids class I was teaching, and getting ready to take my skirt only wearing children to our KJVO church.
It wasn't until I moved that I slipped back into a pair of jeans, started reading the Darby translation, joined a church that had deaconesses, and once, I even bought pre-made rice krispie treats.
Coincidence or did they cast a spell? YOU DECIDE!
