Name the football team

[Deacon]

Navaho Nation suggests new name for the Washington Redskins [link]​

The Washington Redskins announced Monday that they would be retiring their team nickname and logo, but had not yet decided on their new moniker. In short order, the Navajo Nation offered a new name they believe would be a fitting replacement for the NFL franchise.

The Code Talkers​

Can you think of a more irrelevant name than that?

Think up some other names, of course the new name can’t offend any past, present or future, person, place, or thing.

I nominate the new teams name as....

The Washington Pigskins​

Rob

 

[JonC]

Code talkers exploit Native Americans.

Pigskins advocates violence towards police.

I guess Pigskins has a chance.

 

[church mouse guy]

Washington Liberals.

Has to be political now because a tiny minority of people do not want to just watch a game and have fun but a tiny minority wants to quibble and to politicize sports.

 

[tyndale1946]

Code talkers exploit Native Americans.

Pigskins advocates violence towards police.

I guess Pigskins has a chance.

The Washington Landmarks!... Hey Stanford's got a tree... Brother Glen

 

[JonC]

The Washington Landmarks!... Hey Stanford's got a tree... Brother Glen

Do you seriously think that secular landmarkism is a good thing??!!!

 

[Roy]

Since Washington was a slave owner, the name should be "The D.C. Tomahawks." BTW, since police are so bad now, they shouldn't provide security at any NFL game. If fans don't have tickets, they can just crash the gate and go in and enjoy the sport.

 

[JonC]

Tomahawks are a tribal stereotype. I'm a tram formerly known as the Braves fan. No chop chop.

 

[KenH]

Washington Wildcats

 

[church mouse guy]

Washington E-Beggars.

 

[church mouse guy]

Washington Wildcats

That would be a good name for a team in flyover country where there are still some free spirits left and some Patrick Henrys but inside the beltway except for the baseball players and other athletes they probably are all fatcats, just sayin'

 

[JPPT1974]

Sadly it seems bullies have to destroy history. I am all against racism. And all for unity no matter what. But you have to do it the right way, not like vandalism or using violence.

 

[alexander284]

Washington Warbirds

Washington Redbirds

 

[BibleViz]

Washington Yellowbellies

 

[Marooncat79]

I still refer to the NBA team as the Bullets. That was the beginning

 

[Salty]

Sadly it seems bullies have to destroy history. I am all against racism. And all for unity no matter what. But you have to do it the right way, not like vandalism or using violence.

(bold my emphasis)
You can please some of the people all the time - and all the people some of the time - but you cant please all the people all the time - Lincoln

 

[JonC]

Washington Weasels?

 

[RighteousnessTemperance&]

I'll start out nice and try to be a little clever, meaning the spelling is intentional:

The Washington Capitolists

 

[InTheLight]

The Washington Swamp
The Washington Bureaucrats
The Washington Lobbyists

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

Navaho Nation suggests new name for the Washington Redskins [link]​

The Washington Redskins announced Monday that they would be retiring their team nickname and logo, but had not yet decided on their new moniker. In short order, the Navajo Nation offered a new name they believe would be a fitting replacement for the NFL franchise.

The Code Talkers​

Can you think of a more irrelevant name than that?

Think up some other names, of course the new name can’t offend any past, present or future, person, place, or thing.

I nominate the new teams name as....

The Washington Pigskins​

Rob

Wouldn’t that offend Muslims and Jews?

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

Washington Warbirds

Washington Redbirds

The Washington Swamp
The Washington Bureaucrats
The Washington Lobbyists

How about the Washington Swamp Rats?