Name the Problem.

What to do to a rude driver.

Take 2 aspirin and call the doctor in the morning.

 

When Tinytim gets hit over the head with abcgrads rolling pin. :laugh:

Raise you hand if your SURE.

 

How do you indicate agreement with your spouse in an argument?



Try to encourage them before next Sunday.

 

Have you got some advise for this problem, Ann/Abby Saggy?
I'm taking a heart/blood pressure med that is discoloring my teeth
-- Buck in Beaumont

Solution:
Turn them over every two hours and change the linen twice a day, to avoid bed sores,

 

Solution:
Turn them over every two hours and change the linen twice a day, to avoid bed sores,
problem:
My two teenage children are very difficult to get on with, can you help?

solution:
Soak in bleach for a few minutes, then rinse and dry as usual.

 

Problem: getting the kids to clean their bedrooms


Solution: wrap tightly with 9 feet of duct tape

 

Problem: my dog is shedding like there is no tomorrow


Ultimate Solution to several problems:
Change channels randomly every three minutes.
If they want to go to bed, let them go.

 

Mrs Fix-it: I have a Christmas generated problem: My refrigerator magnet space is gone gone. Help!


Lady with the problem specified in the next post:
Your solution is simple:

1. Sort by priority
2. Discard the low priorities.

 

(problem solved by Ed) some bills need to be paid


(solution for next poster) cover them with water and chop

 

How to make suey.

Roll and pat until smooth.

 

How can I move off this couch?


Turn the mouse on it's back.
Find the ring in the middle & rotate it in the direction shown.
Turn the mouse over & drop the ring and ball into.
Now you can clean the ball with a damp cloth or hand-wipe.

 

PROBLEM - How can I make my pet mouse run fast enough to escape from my cat?

SOLUTION - Tie in a square of muslin and boil for 3/4 hour or so.

 

PROBLEM: My ex brings over her new toddlers (2 of them) and leaves them all day.


SOLUTION: Put them in the same cage. The older one will brief the younger one in a few days and your problem will be solved.

 

PROBLEM: What do you do about sibling rivalry?

SOLUTION: Unplug, wait 30 seconds, and then plug in and turn it on again.

 

Problem for the last solution:
How can the deacon body 'fix' our pastor? He is kinda gloomy: baptize 'em & they go join First downtown; ordain 'em & they get called to South Texas.


Solution to the next problem:

Open, scrub down the inside with Lye.
Close; White Wash (or a soft pastel paint) the exterior.