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[Salty]

Would you invite this preacher to your pulpit?

 

[SBCPreacher]

I don't think so.

 

[blackbird]

Abouit all I got from his sermon is that he's eight years old and still doesn't know how to tie his shoes!!!:laugh: :laugh: Or am I the only one who picked up on what he was preachin'????

 

[Palatka51]

Terry Durham, 8, was ordained by his grandmother, who is also a pastor, when he was 6. Sharon Monroe remembers her grandson walking down the aisle of a church wearing a diaper and laying hands on people who were sitting in the pews.

Uh, No!! I think that his grandmother did most of the calling regarding his ministry, God seems to have no say so in the matter.

 

[tinytim]

Uh... NO!

Grandma don't call you... God does.

 

[LeBuick]

Now this would be an interesting service...

Terry Durham, 8, was ordained by his grandmother, who is also a pastor, when he was 6. Sharon Monroe remembers her grandson walking down the aisle of a church wearing a diaper and laying hands on people who were sitting in the pews.

 

[tinytim]

I wonder how many puns rbell can get out of that one....

Diaper and pew... kinda go together...

 

[Victorious]

Maybe...

After he grows up and goes to Bible College. Oh...and if he get's saved (if he's not already.)

 

[North Carolina Tentmaker]

Wow, that poor boy. Talk about being set up for failure. I wonder if he will ever learn to know who he is.

 

[Tom Butler]

The kid is a budding Marjoe Gortner. When he learns all of Marjoe's tricks, the deceived will fall all over themselves.

 

[mcdirector]

All kids toddling down an aisle in diapers would put their hands on people as they walked through. (Well, that or stand there screaming . . .)

 

[tinytim]

I bet he used to talk in tongues too...

mamamamamamama
papapapapappa

doodoodoodoodoo.... in my diaper!

 

[4His_glory]

Oh boy...
I don´t know if I should weep or laugh.

But in reply to the OP, this preacher would work better for me. (yes I am being sarcastic if there is any doubt.)

For those that can´t understand him, he is "preaching" about creation and evolution.

 

[John Toppass]

Oh boy...
I don´t know if I should weep or laugh.

But in reply to the OP, this preacher would work better for me. (yes I am being sarcastic if there is any doubt.)

For those that can´t understand him, he is "preaching" about creation and evolution.

I don't think he was using the authorized KJV.

 

[Bob Alkire]

The kid is a budding Marjoe Gortner. When he learns all of Marjoe's tricks, the deceived will fall all over themselves.

How soon we forget. What a sad story.

 

[Victorious]

All kids toddling down an aisle in diapers would put their hands on people as they walked through. (Well, that or stand there screaming . . .)

LOL!!! :laugh: