New York Yankee Doodle

The New York Yankees came to Texas;
‘Couldn’t lose another’n.
The northern baseball they did win,
But now they face the southern.

Chorus:
Yankee Doodle, keep it up;
Try to win so swiftly.
Even if you win game 6,
In 7 you’ll face Cliff Lee!

But there was Captain Washington,
Upon the first base dugout,
Giving signals to his team;
They pulled the Yankees’ plug out!

Chorus:
Yankee Doodle, pop it up;
Yankee Doodle, strike out.
Rangers won and you are done,
So cut your cam and mike out!

“Big Tex” and “A-Rod” left this team,
Complaining it’s run badly.
Well, they can stay right where they are,
The Rangers culled them gladly.

Chrous:
Yankee Doodle walked big Josh
So they could face Guerrero,
Who fired his guns, knocked in 2 runs;
Now rakes in much dinero.

Coda:
Yankee Doodle came to Texas
Just to lose the pennant…
We are the Texas Ranger fans!