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Nightmare

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Crabtownboy, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. Crabtownboy

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    It was 2:30am when a man woke his wife and in a voice of panic said, "I just had the most horrible nightmare. A monster, a huge jackass was chasing me and was going to kill me."

    "Oh, his wife replied, "go back to sleep and stop being afraid of your shadow."
     
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