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Obama Version of Psalm 23

righteousdude2

righteousdude2

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I don't want to offend any of you on this board, so let me apologize, if in any way the following offends you. However, I'm confident that many of you will see the tremendous humor within the parody of the RD Psalm. I know it made me laugh, and I hope it brings a smile to you as we ponder the not so certain future of this nation since Obama was elected POTUS.

Enjoy,

Pastor Paul/RD2 :type:


SALM 2009-2012: FIRST BOOK OF Barrack



OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADS ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORES MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICANS
HE GUIDES ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUN OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY, MISERY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

HOPEFLLY, SOME DEMOCRATS LIKE MYSELF WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN A RENTED HOME.

BUT, STILL I REJOICE FOR I'M GLAD I'M A CONSERVATIVE,
AND I'M GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

However, IF I WERE BORN A DOG...
IT'D BE EVEN GREATER, IF OBAMA WERE A TREE.:laugh:​
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KenH

KenH

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The only way I will have any faith in the GOP is if they nominate a presidential candidate who is a libertarian in political philosophy such as Ron Paul in 2012.
 
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alatide

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righteousdude2 said:
I don't want to offend any of you on this board, so let me apologize, if in any way the following offends you. However, I'm confident that many of you will see the tremendous humor within the parody of the RD Psalm. I know it made me laugh, and I hope it brings a smile to you as we ponder the not so certain future of this nation since Obama was elected POTUS.

Enjoy,

Pastor Paul/RD2 :type:


SALM 2009-2012: FIRST BOOK OF Barrack



OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADS ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORES MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICANS
HE GUIDES ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUN OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY, MISERY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

HOPEFLLY, SOME DEMOCRATS LIKE MYSELF WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN A RENTED HOME.

BUT, STILL I REJOICE FOR I'M GLAD I'M A CONSERVATIVE,
AND I'M GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

However, IF I WERE BORN A DOG...
IT'D BE EVEN GREATER, IF OBAMA WERE A TREE.:laugh:​
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Author Unknown
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You do offend me but more than that you use the word of God for political purposes. Literally, is nothing sacred to you?
 
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Magnetic Poles

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alatide said:
You do offend me but more than that you use the word of God for political purposes. Literally, is nothing sacred to you?
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Obviously not. Mocking scripture to make political points is just more evidence of how the so-called "religious" right has mixed their politics into their religion, thus ruining both.
 
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Robert Snow

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KenH said:
The only way I will have any faith in the GOP is if they nominate a presidential candidate who is a libertarian in political philosophy such as Ron Paul in 2012.
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Wait a minute Ken. Do you really think you will still be a Libertarian by 2012? I imagine you will be back to being a republican or even a Democrat by then. But, maybe you will be full circle and support the Libertarian candidate, who knows?
 
righteousdude2

righteousdude2

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Please Read the Post

alatide said:
You do offend me but more than that you use the word of God for political purposes. Literally, is nothing sacred to you?
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And you will see that "I did not write this." It was someone else that did this, but, it in truth, it is no different than those who use and bend the Scripture to defend their right to be gay; kill the unborn; and excuse Teddy Kennedy for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, if you get my point.

With that said, some of you are "WAY TOO SERIOUS" and need to get a life.:laugh:

Pastor Paul/RD2 :type:
 
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Magnetic Poles

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righteousdude2 said:
And you will see that "I did not write this." It was someone else that did this,
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What if someone posts a pornographic story, but just didn't write it?

but, it in truth, it is no different than those who use and bend the Scripture to defend their right to be gay; kill the unborn; and excuse Teddy Kennedy for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, if you get my point.
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Hmmm, so you are no different. Thanks for admitting it.
 
righteousdude2

righteousdude2

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Be Careful of the Direction in Which You Toss Stones...

Magnetic Poles said:
Obviously not. Mocking scripture to make political points is just more evidence of how the so-called "religious" right has mixed their politics into their religion, thus ruining both.
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Shame on you MP...you are so judgmental when it comes to other folks and what they post. There is a difference between having an opposite opinion, and character assassination.

I found your comments to be WAY- out-of-line when you made off-the-wall comments about my books. I did suggest you apologize, but, I guess that is beneath your heart's true nature. So, be careful at tossing stones in my direction, MP, you may find them coming back at your glass constructed home.:wavey:

Pastor Paul :type:
 
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righteousdude2

righteousdude2

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Who Is WD???

Magnetic Poles said:
I have no idea who WD is, but obviously just another of your typos, mister self-proclaimed author and "prophet".:laugh: And rather than admit you mock the scriptures, you go into attack mode on those of us who pointed it out.
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You know who and what you are MP...I am not a self-proclaimed author, and should you keep up this slander, you could end up in court. Should your comments harm my sales of books you could end up in court. I don't think your mean spirited comments have anything to do with the topic of this post, or do they belong on a board that should be lifting up Jesus.

You shared your opinion about the poem I posted, but, you don't need to slam my character, nor my personal accomplishments in life.
 
righteousdude2

righteousdude2

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There's No Comparison, But You Already Know That???

Magnetic Poles said:
What if someone posts a pornographic story, but just didn't write it? QUOTE]

There is no Comparison between the two, but, I suspect you already know that. Porn would be disallowed on this sight, for reasons we both know. I suggest you stop attempting to make your point(s) with inane, and meaningless comparisons.
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Magnetic Poles

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You are the one that keeps bringing up your "books". You afraid I might cut your sales in half...that you will only sell two rather than four? And to me mocking scripture is worse than porn.

Your threats to sue me show you are an amateur. Real authors don't threaten to sue everytime they get a bad review.
 
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matt wade

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If a part of scripture was utilized to praise Obama, RD2 would be fighting for the first spot in line to criticize. We'd probably see a lengthy "article" about it.

Should your comments harm my sales of books you could end up in court.
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Good grief...

:rolleyes:
 
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Winman

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alatide said:
You do offend me but more than that you use the word of God for political purposes. Literally, is nothing sacred to you?
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Yes, alatide, we know that no one who supports Obama would spout such blasphemy. Oh, wait a minute, here are some scriptures from the Church of Obama.

Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the Anti-Obama, nor standeth in the way of Capitalists, nor sitteth in the seat of the Rich.

But his delight is in the law of Socialism; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his vote in his season; his ballot also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall win.

The Anti-Obama are not so: but are like the 2000 chaff which the wind driveth away.

Therefore the Anti-Obama shall not stand in the judgment, nor employers in the public accounts.

For Obama knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the Anti-Obama shall be dealt with.
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And here is another

Why do the Repubicans rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?

The politicians of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Obama, and against his anointed, saying,

Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: Obama shall have them in derision.

Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

Yet have I set my King upon my holy White House.

I will declare the decree: Obama hath said unto me, Thou art my Son; this day have I begotten thee.

Ask of me, and I shall give thee the Repubicans for thine inheritance, and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.

Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron; thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.

Be wise now therefore, O ye kings: be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

Serve Obama with fear, and rejoice with trembling.

Kiss Obama, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.
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Like shooting fish in a barrel. :laugh:
 
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alatide

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righteousdude2 said:
And you will see that "I did not write this." It was someone else that did this, but, it in truth, it is no different than those who use and bend the Scripture to defend their right to be gay; kill the unborn; and excuse Teddy Kennedy for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, if you get my point.

With that said, some of you are "WAY TOO SERIOUS" and need to get a life.:laugh:

Pastor Paul/RD2 :type:
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When you post his kind of blasphemy you show your support for it. his is anti-Christian garbage.
 
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Magnetic Poles

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righteousdude2 said:
And MP calls me a "prophet"?:rolleyes:
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No sir, you called yourself that. And your prophecy did not happen as predicted. I thereby declare you false prophet, per Deuteronomy.

And if you don't cease sending me threats in PM, I will not sue you, but I will turn my dog loose on you. He has a mean streak a mile long, and has AIDS. :laugh:

Oh, and he likes to dress like a sailor and smoke stogies.
 
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