Okay, I'm on Twitter

I did it.

I still don't get what the big deal is.

I thought "cool, people can follow me. It's like playing follow the leader and I get to be the leader, right?"

Maybe nobody follows me because my name is scary. @glock_e

Yes. Glock. I found it amusing when I was given this name as a short one on an account from an employer. My first name is Gina. My last name is Locke. EVERYONE leaves off the "e" on Locke, because the majority of humans can't conceive of it not being pronounced "Lockey" if there's an e at the end.

I don't argue with that, who cares. And they use everyone's first initial and last name as the account name.

So sure. I'm a pistol. A very nice one though. I have the safety on, I don't go off. Much. When I do, the bullets are made of fluffy stuff anyhow.

Do not fear me.

I am perfectly safe.

(mwah ha ha ha ha ha!)