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Old Age

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Salty, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    "The world's oldest woman passed away at 116. They keep dying. I think that title may be cursed." -David Letterman
     
    #1 Salty, Dec 31, 2012
  2. Tom Butler

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    Do you know how you can tell you're getting old?

    Everything hurts.

    And the things that don't hurt don't work any more.
     
    #2 Tom Butler, Dec 31, 2012
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    You know you're getting old when your
    auto
    back
    washing machine
    knees
    lawn mower
    eyes
    septic tank (human and non human)
    ears
    all start failing at about the same time.
     
    #3 Oldtimer, Apr 1, 2013
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    UH OH :tonofbricks:
     
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    You know you're getting older when you ummm what was I saying?
     
    #5 Amy.G, Apr 2, 2013
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