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Pastoral Visitation

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by PreachTony, Feb 27, 2015.

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  1. PreachTony

    PreachTony Active Member

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    Pastor Jones who was out on visitation, going door to door. He approached one house thinking someone was home, but nobody answered the door when he knocked. He could hear someone moving around inside. He walked around to the back door, walking through a nice, well-tended garden. Knocking on the back door, he loudly said "Hello, this is Pastor Jones," but again no one answered the door. As he left, he wrote Revelation 3:20 on a Gospel tract from his church...

    The following Sunday a new visitor showed up. When the offering plate went around, he stuck a piece of paper in the offering plate which said Genesis 3:10...
     
    #1 PreachTony, Feb 27, 2015
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    SaggyWoman Active Member

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    This is so old, it makes me want to choke.
     
    #2 SaggyWoman, Mar 1, 2015
  3. PreachTony

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    I know...that's what makes it so great!
     
    #3 PreachTony, Mar 2, 2015
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    A census worker was going door-to-door when she came to old Mrs. Johnson's house. She rang the bell, and was invited inside. The census worker started asking questions and Mrs. Johnson began to get a little put out by them. When she was asked "how old are you?", she balked.

    "Have you been next door and asked them how old they are over there?", asked Mrs. Johnson.

    "You mean have I been to the Hills sisters house?", the worker asked.

    "That's right", replied Mrs. Johnson

    "Yes, I've been there and they answered the question."

    "OK", said Mrs. Johnson, "just put down that I'm as old as the Hills."
     
    #4 InTheLight, Mar 2, 2015
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    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member
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    Hope this one doesn't

    The Presbyterian Ministers were having a conference in the country.

    During the recess a group got to talking and didn't pay attention as they starting crossing a bridge spanning a lake.

    They missed the sign that said in big letters... Bridge Under Repair

    The caretaker saw them halfway across the bridge and came running out.

    He knew how unstable the bridge was and as he got to the sign he hollered at them... GET OFF THE BRIDGE!

    The head Elder hollered back... FRIEND WERE ALL PRESBYTERIANS!

    The caretaker hollered back... IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THE BRIDGE YOU ARE GOING TO BE BAPTIST!:smilewinkgrin:
     
    #5 tyndale1946, Mar 2, 2015
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