I used to "work" in the mail room. It was my "job" to accept all the incoming packages from carriers like Fed Ex, UPS, etc. I put "work" and "job" in quotes because I no longer get paid for what I do.
You see, my boss became a Christian. He believes that he was saved by accepting Jesus into his heart. He believes that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, and offers us all the gift of salvation. All he had to do was reach and and accept this gift in order to receive it.
Then along comes this Calvinist who disagrees with him, and says the concept my boss has of being saved is equivalent to being saved by works. So my boss argued that it's not works at all to reach out and receive the gift.
Then he realized that's what I do all day, and decided that if I'm not working, then he shouldn't have to pay me.
[This story is for entertainment purposes and is not true. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent because I didn't use any names.]
You see, my boss became a Christian. He believes that he was saved by accepting Jesus into his heart. He believes that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, and offers us all the gift of salvation. All he had to do was reach and and accept this gift in order to receive it.
Then along comes this Calvinist who disagrees with him, and says the concept my boss has of being saved is equivalent to being saved by works. So my boss argued that it's not works at all to reach out and receive the gift.
Then he realized that's what I do all day, and decided that if I'm not working, then he shouldn't have to pay me.
[This story is for entertainment purposes and is not true. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent because I didn't use any names.]