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Rednecks at their best

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck Well-Known Member
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    Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge sink hole in the ground. They approached it and are amazed by the size of it.

    The first hunter says " Wow, 'at's some sink hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

    The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

    The first hunter says "There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

    So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two, and three, and throw it in the sink hole.

    They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the sink hole, and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

    While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the sink hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

    "Didn't happen to see my goat round here, did ya?" the farmer asks.

    The first hunter says " We sure nuff did. We was justa standin here a minute ago and yer goat come running out of them bushes over yonder doin' bout a hunert miles an hour and he jumped headfirst into this here sink hole!"

    The old farmer says, "Naw, couldn't have been my goat, I had him chained to a transmission!"
     
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  2. preacher4truth

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    One thing fer sure; that goat was "irresistibly drawn" to that sink hole. :laugh::laugh:
     
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  5. kyredneck

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    LOL ! that's funny .... :)
     
  6. SovereignGrace

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    I wanted to bump this as this is one of the funniest stories ever posted on here.
     
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    Did they ever retrieve that transmission? Hate to see a transmission go to waste. :D :Roflmao
     
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  8. kyredneck

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    ...heck with the poor goat, right? Lol that sounds just like some of the dumb stuff we did growing up, and, a lot of it we did while out hunting or fishing...
     
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    Well, that goat and transmission got tossed over over 9 years ago, so it’s dead. But the transmission, some redneck could rebuild it.
     
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    Maybe those two had a chance to fix it, after the farmer tossed them in to retrieve his goat.
     
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