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Squirrels In the Church

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Crabtownboy, Dec 2, 2015.

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  1. Crabtownboy

    Crabtownboy Well-Known Member
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    There were there churches in the town. All of them had a problem with squirrels in the attic.

    The Methodist Church did not want to harm a living animal and left them alone.

    The Presbyterian Church had a similar idea and relocated them far from the church. But in a few days there werd back.

    The Baptist church took them in and baptised them. Now they see them only at Christmas and Easter.
     
    #1 Crabtownboy, Dec 2, 2015
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    Hmm... That would mean the Baptists have less nuts in their place.
     
    #2 Alcott, Dec 2, 2015
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    The Roman Catholic Church doesn't have a problem with squirrels nor do they have problems with pigeons that's why poop gets everywhere in the chapel, in the corridors, in the garden...
     
    #3 ApollotheBrave, Dec 20, 2015
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    Well if you are talking about squirrels in church take a listen to this... By Ray Steven... The Mississippi Squirrel Revival... Brother Glen

     
    #4 tyndale1946, Dec 21, 2015
  5. Kevin

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    Haven't these people heard of Shotguns. Guaranteed to solve the squirrel problem, and generate some work for the maintenance guys.

    Squirrels are just cute Rats.
     
    #5 Kevin, Dec 21, 2015
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