ccrobinson
Active Member
Reminds me of an old joke.
A Catholic, a Presbyterian, and Methodist all die. The three find themselves standing outside of the gates of Heaven waiting in line to speak to Saint Peter.
The Catholic walks up and Peter tells him, "You have been a good man, enter into heaven and walk down to door number four. However, be very quiet when you pass door number 1."
Peter then calls the Presbyterian up telling him the same thing, "You have been a good man, enter into heaven and walk down to door number three. However, be very quiet as you're passing door number 1."
Finally, the Methodist walks up and hears the same message from Peter that he told the Catholic and Presbyterian. "You have been a good man, enter into heaven and walk down to door number two. However be very quiet as you pass door number 1." The Methodist is curious and asks Peter, "why do I need to be quiet as I walk by door number 1?" Peter replies, "Oh that's where the Baptists are and they think they're the only ones here."
A Catholic, a Presbyterian, and Methodist all die. The three find themselves standing outside of the gates of Heaven waiting in line to speak to Saint Peter.
The Catholic walks up and Peter tells him, "You have been a good man, enter into heaven and walk down to door number four. However, be very quiet when you pass door number 1."
Peter then calls the Presbyterian up telling him the same thing, "You have been a good man, enter into heaven and walk down to door number three. However, be very quiet as you're passing door number 1."
Finally, the Methodist walks up and hears the same message from Peter that he told the Catholic and Presbyterian. "You have been a good man, enter into heaven and walk down to door number two. However be very quiet as you pass door number 1." The Methodist is curious and asks Peter, "why do I need to be quiet as I walk by door number 1?" Peter replies, "Oh that's where the Baptists are and they think they're the only ones here."
