Sunday Church Dress Code.

A man is in Indianapolis on business and has to hold over until Monday. He decides he will attend a church. At the entrance, an usher tells him he must wear a tie to worship.

“What!! you’re kidding?”

"Nope. Gotta wear a tie."

He decides to sneak in a side door, but the same usher meets him there. “Saw you trying to sneak in. Still gotta wear a tie”.

The man returns to his car dejected. He’s looking everywhere for something to use as a tie. T-shirt? Sock? Ah, jumper cables. That will work he thinks.
He approached the front door and the usher spots him wearing jumper cables for a tie.

“Well, i guess that will do, but you better not start anything!”