That is a man for you

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'


'It depends,' I replied.


'What does it say on your shirt?'


He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '


And they say blondes are dumb....


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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,


'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'


The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......



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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

and Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,


I'll beat him to death.

AMEN


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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.



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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?


A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'