The Bear And The Christian

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  There’s a Christian who’s hiking in the woods one day when he comes upon an angry bear.
  The bear stood up on its hind legs and growled ferociously, clearly preparing to charge.
  
  In panic, the Christian started to run, but the bear followed close on his heels.
  
  Finally the hiker came to a cliff. So he dropped to his knees and asked God to please make this bear a good Christian bear.
  
  To the hiker’s amazement, the bear suddenly stopped growling, fell to his knees and folded his paws together in prayer!
  
  "Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the Christian.
  
  "Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the bear, "for this meal I'm about to receive!"
  
  Brother Glen