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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, Jul 9, 2018.

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    A gentleman of an alternative lifestyle who never had been to church, went to church with his friend... During the passing of the offering plate he opened up his wallet and put a one hundred dollar bill in it... As the offering plate came to the front the preacher saw the hundred dollar bill and being a small church couldn't believe his eyes... He took the offering plate and withdrawing the hundred dollar bill from it, said... Would the kind soul who put one hundred dollars in the offering plate please stand... So the gentleman stood... The preacher then said... Sir because of the kindness of your heart you may select three hymns... The gentleman couldn't believe his luck at what the preacher said... In his high falsetto voice, eyeing and scanning the congregation, pointed and said, I'll take him, him and him!... Brother Glen:Roflmao
     
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