The Coffee Shop #13

I am way ahead of you Sherrie!

 

I'm innocent (though some may protest differently) - Barnabas did it!!

Don't you just love to blame others!!!

 

Ok, I'm back on. But only for a few minutes. I'm covered in pine sap and really need a bath. Husband cut down two huge pine trees and one small. Still more to go. We spent the rest of the evening pulling limbs and throwing them over the hill. So now I'm ready for a bath and then bed. That was my major workout for the day, it actually felt really good. And it was a family involved project, the girls helped too!

Sherrie, you really cracked me up with the tights and bathing suit thing. My daughter said, "Not in this lifetime!"

Sue, like the Patch the Pirate thing. Like my daughter asked, who is that and where is it from? It sounds familiar.

Jon, not in this life time!

Well got to go! Have a great evening everyone! See you in the morning!

FYG

 

Yep, I did it., but with some help from Dan (for he pointed the way to the new Coffee Shop Chapel thread). He also volunteered to do some of the daily devotionals, for which we are grateful. BTW, only Moderators can use the "Feature Topic" thingy. And we only use it on threads which needs to be up there (of which, if I remember correctly, Sherrie was complaining against - until she opened up her coffee shops that is).

 

I'm back for a little while. My wife is here reading over my shoulder. I think if we had two computers she would get on here.

Daniel pulled a head off of Abigail's barbie. They don't make them like they used to. This barbie now has no neck

 

Sherrie, my two oldest who should be SLEEPING and not reading over my shoulder both were highly amused at the ink pen Barbie story! I think it's because they can relate.
Gina

 

She won't admit she wants to play.

We have 4 barbies and one ken. Since they are all called barbie does that make Ken a mormon?

 

I must confess something. I joined on the 10th. The hair thread had been dead for several days. Then I posted and it went nuts. It opened up a can-o-worms then I left.

 

He's back - and he sounds like trouble to me.

Elizabeth - join - its fun - you could post all day long when Kelly is at work - you could beat him to 100 or 1000 or maybe even get ahead of Sue, Sherrie, and Dr. Bob!!!

 

That's a good one Ken a Mormon!!!

 

My wife is afraid of being on all day and never doing anything else.

"Mommy can't you please get off the computer and feed me lunch..."

Well good night. I have to get up at 6 am

Too much work, it is piling up. I don't even know what my office looks like anymore. If I only could forget where it is.

 

Discipline - it takes discipline to stay on all day long!!!

I too am going to sign off for the evening,

Good night Kelly boy,
and Sherrie, Diane, Sue,

I hope our English friend Sheila isn't to upset now that she knows that there are folks here who are of Scottish decent!!

Where's Gib and Blackbird - it's awful quiet around here without them!!!

 

Get the scene: Blackbird's radar has picked up a blip!! No, wait! Lots of blips! Headed his way!! He evades the potential "hostiles" and ducks behind what's left of the cloud made by Coffee Shop #12!! He's lurkin' about in shop #12 because he has been out for most of the afternoon and evening and feels its important to catch up on any and all activity!! He spots a post he doesn't like--get a lock on its position and fires two "Sparrow" heat seekers into the heart of the post which knocks it clean into the next coffee shop--which brings me here willing to relay vital information that may or may not ruin one's good reputation on the board.

Now, I must warn folks---some will be wantin' to give Blackbird a knuckle sandwich when I put the information on the table--but hey!!! Remember the rules---no revenge!!! Right!!!???

OK--Dan Todd---they are tryin' to get you to try on a klits(or however you spell the blasted thing!!)--well, its a trick! Don't do it!! Now, I know that Cinderella tried on the glass slipper and lived happily ever after---but the second you try on the klits(Sherrie, check for spellin' here--I'm not the best speller in Mrs. Perkins class!!")--and I hate to tell ya what happens to men who . . .! OOOOOOHHHH, its not a pretty site!! I tried one on when I first started in the Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr thread---got about halfway up my thighs and realized where I was going wrong---so for right now--the thing doesn't have me in its grip!!!!! So, think, Man! Think!!!!!

Your buddy,
Blackbird

 

Ha! ha, ha:laugh: Ho, ho, ho, ho, (wheeze) Heee! he, he, he, hehaw, ha (Gasping) Hoo, ho, ho!

Whew......somebody call my momma.....whooo! I can't breath. I don't have to worry about gettin' Dan's goat, Kelly done got it.

 

"Flower Child!(Sherrie)--I read you loud and clear and am scannin' sector 220 left two degrees right! Yes, I see him now! Will launch survival rations now! He is marked and ready to come home!! Blackbird over!"