The Conspiracy Theory That Alex Jones Is Actually Legendary, Long-Dead Texas Comedian

[Revmitchell]

Alex Jones is no stranger to conspiracy theories, obviously, but here’s a really good one that doesn’t come from him—rather, it’s about him: Have you perhaps heard that he is actually legendary Texas comedian Bill Hicks, who allegedly died in 1994, but who was actually “recruited by the CIA to become the controlled opposition by the mainstream media” who was “continuously fed approved intelligence by his CIA handlers”?

http://www.texasmonthly.com/daily-p...legendary-long-dead-texas-comedian-bill-hicks

 

[777]

No, this is a new one to me and the two don't look that much alike anyways. Both these guys' childhoods are pretty well-documented but it is funny to see a conspiracy theorist become the subject of a conspiracy theory.

 

[Rolfe]

Alex Jones is the guy in the Bigfoot videos without the hairy suit.

 

[InTheLight]

On the face of it, this is pretty funny. But what is the conspiracy? That the CIA is supplying Alex Jones with conspiracy theories? Or is it that Alex Jones is really Bill Hicks? That's not really a conspiracy, it's just a lie.

 

[Rolfe]

Poor Poncho...

 

[poncho]

Poor Poncho...

Poor me? :laugh:

If it weren't for me y'all would still believe Russia invaded Ukraine.

http://www.baptistboard.com/showthread.php?t=97472

Then again most of you probably still do despite the total lack of evidence. The only difference between your conspiracy theories and mine is I can provide evidence to support mine.

I remember not to long ago when I started reporting that Obama and congress (both D's and R's) were funding and arming Islamic extremists (Al Qaeda) in Libya and using our military to fly air cover for them. You all thought I was "nuts".

Turns out I was right and you guys were um, well you had your heads buried in the mainstream corporate media sand, as usual. :smilewinkgrin:

 

[poncho]

No, this is a new one to me and the two don't look that much alike anyways. Both these guys' childhoods are pretty well-documented but it is funny to see a conspiracy theorist become the subject of a conspiracy theory.

Not really. "Debunkers" usually attack the messenger instead of the evidence he is bringing to light.

Isn't that right Rev?

Found that evidence of a "Russian invasion" yet? Guess not huh? You were so sure of it too. :laugh:

 

[poncho]

“Alex Jones” character to be retired

Alex Jones, the internationally known trailblazer of new media and icon of the burgeoning liberty movement, makes an unprecedented announcement in this exclusive video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJGQfhYWpa4#t=69

I'm A Reptoid Clone of John Wayne and Elvis

Alex Jones talks about his own conspiracy surounding bill hicks and being a reptoid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9OjMsCEXtU

Okay so now y'all know the truth. Are ya happy?