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The Minister And The Police Officer

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, Nov 4, 2021.

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  1. tyndale1946

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    A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.

    Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."

    When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."

    Bother Glen:)
     
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    Then what happened when the police officer came to his church?
     
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