The Newlyweds

Harry, age 92, and Mildred, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Harry suggests they go in.

Harry addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Harry: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Harry: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds .."

Harry: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Harry: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Harry: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Harry: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Harry: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Harry: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Harry: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Harry: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.." Brother Glen