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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, Jul 13, 2018.

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  1. tyndale1946

    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member
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    One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee buddy, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"... Brother Glen:Roflmao
     
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    A .38 special?
     
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