The Twelve Days of Christmas… MegaChurch Style!

Lyrics by Jack & Gretchen Hall

On the 1st day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
A purpose driven sermon series!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 4th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
4 points of grace
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 5th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
4 points of grace
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 6th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
6 prayers of Jabez
FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
4 points of grace
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 7th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
7 promises of a promise keeper
6 prayers of Jabez
FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
4 points of grace
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 8th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
8 choruses of “Awesome God”
7 promises of a promise keeper
6 prayers of Jabez
FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
4 points of grace
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 9th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
9 ladies NOT preaching
8 choruses of “Awesome God”
7 promises of a promise keeper
6 prayers of Jabez
FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
4 points of grace
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 10th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
10 Willow Creek dramas
9 ladies NOT preaching
8 choruses of “Awesome God”
7 promises of a promise keeper
6 prayers of Jabez
FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
4 points of grace
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 11th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
11 packs of Testamints
10 Willow Creek dramas
9 ladies NOT preaching
8 choruses of “Awesome God”
7 promises of a promise keeper
6 prayers of Jabez
FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
4 points of grace
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!

On the 12th day of Christmas, my cool church gave to me...
12 seekers snickering
11 packs of Testamints
10 Willow Creek dramas
9 ladies NOT preaching
8 choruses of “Awesome God”
7 promises of a promise keeper
6 prayers of Jabez
FINANCIAL PEACE!!!!
4 points of grace
3 days on a marriage retreat
2 iced cappuccinos
And a purpose driven sermon series!