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webdog

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SBCPreacher said:
But...
What if the preacher (who shall remain nameless) has very ugly toes? Does that make any difference?
After Tim supplied all of those verses for you...now you are insulting his ugly feet? Have you no shame? :laugh:
 

SBCPreacher

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webdog said:
After Tim supplied all of those verses for you...now you are insulting his ugly feet? Have you no shame? :laugh:
I didn't... "necessarily"name my fine brother Tim. I could have been talking about someone else.
 

Ed Edwards

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SBCPreacher said:
OK. Let's fight about this:
Is it Biblical for preachers to wear slip-on shoes
or must they weare lace-up shoes?

Holy Velcro, Bubba! -- God's will is so obvious in this matter.
Would God have let us invent Velcro if it weren't in
His Most Perfect will?
 

tinytim

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webdog said:
After Tim supplied all of those verses for you...now you are insulting his ugly feet? Have you no shame? :laugh:



He would not be the first!!!
My wife said the other day, if that verse had to be taken literally, she would have problems with it because my feet are

UGLY!!!
 

JOAN OF ARC

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Ed Edwards said:
Holy Velcro, Bubba! -- God's will is so obvious in this matter.
Would God have let us invent Velcro if it weren't in
His Most Perfect will?

I love slip on, tied or velcro! God's inventions are great. LOL! :godisgood:
 

tinytim

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Ed Edwards said:
Holy Velcro, Bubba! -- God's will is so obvious in this matter.
Would God have let us invent Velcro if it weren't in
His Most Perfect will?


Velcro is "OF THE DEVIL"....
All those hoops, and hooks.... It's Of the devil, I say, of the devil!!!

Besides we all know that Velcro has not been purified 7 times...

And all those emergent types... and their velcro sandals!!!

Next thing you know, they will add hawaiian shirts to their wardrobes!!!
 

JOAN OF ARC

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tinytim said:
Velcro is "OF THE DEVIL"....
All those hoops, and hooks.... It's Of the devil, I say, of the devil!!!

Besides we all know that Velcro has not been purified 7 times...

And all those emergent types... and their velcro sandals!!!

Next thing you know, they will add hawaiian shirts to their wardrobes!!!

LOL! :applause:

Hawaiian shirts are great! :thumbs:
 

I Am Blessed 24

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But...What if the preacher (who shall remain nameless) has very ugly toes? Does that make any difference?

Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all [is] vanity.
Ecc 1:2
:applause:
 

abcgrad94

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SBCPreacher said:
But...
What if the preacher (who shall remain nameless) has very ugly toes? Does that make any difference?
Of course. In that case it would fall in the "modesty" category. The feet should be covered so no one is tempted by them. (someone might be tempted to paint the toenails for vanity's sake)
 

JOAN OF ARC

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abcgrad94 said:
Of course. In that case it would fall in the "modesty" category.

The feet should be covered so no one is tempted by them.

(someone might be tempted to paint the toenails for vanity's sake)

HHhhmmmm, a Preacher with painted toe nails. I never quite thought of it that way!

LOL! :laugh:
 

tinytim

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abcgrad94 said:
Of course. In that case it would fall in the "modesty" category. The feet should be covered so no one is tempted by them. (someone might be tempted to paint the toenails for vanity's sake)


AHEM!!! Painted huh... Now there's an idea!
 
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