you might be a pastor's wife if. .

1. You jokingly call yourself a "church widow"
2. Your kids have their own toys and blankets that are always kept at church
3. You answer two phones, one for church and one for the house, and sometimes you can't remember which is which
4. You claim personal stock in the No Nonsence hosiery company
5. Everyone in town knows your husband's salary and how you spend it
6. Everyone in town knows exactly how many washcloths are hanging on your clothesline
7. No one has ever asked you what your favorite dish is, but your husband's favorite dish is always present in triplicate at every church dinner.
8. You can't remember your first name because you're always introduced as "our pastor's wife"
9. It's your job to discreetly let the pastor know if he's too longwinded, whether by tapping your watch or pulling your ear
10. You've learned most of your church member's phone numbers by heart, either because you've called them so much, or they call you and their number is permanantly etched in the caller id
11. You get to clean your husband's church office because no one else will go near it with a ten foot pole on work party day
12. You always have to make sure the back of your hair looks good because 99% of the church people sit behind you

 

Sounds like one smart lady!:thumbs: