You might be WoF...

[Mike McK]

I posted this on another board and thought you all might like it.

If someone else gets sick and you say that it's a lack of faith on their part, but you get sick and you say it's an attack of the Devil to stop you from walking in victory, you might be WoF.

If you've gone into debt to buy clothes and cars that you know you can't afford, just so that you can look like you have a lot of faith, you might be WoF.

If some lovingly and humbly expresses concern that something you believe may not line up with scripture and you immediately invoke "touch not the Lord's annointed" (even though you know that you're taking this verse out of context), you might be WoF.

If you think that Carman has an ounce of integrity left, you might be WoF.

If somebody tells you that Jesus became a sinner who had to die and go to Hell in order to purchase His own atonement before He could purchase ours, and that sounds perfectly reasonable to you, you might be WoF.

If you see a prosperity teacher with a string of multi-million dollar mansions around the world and a fleet of corporate aircraft and the first thing you think is, "Hey, this ministry really needs my money. I'll write a big check right now". you might be WoF.

If you're the only person who doesn't laugh at Benny Hinn's toupee, you might be WoF.

If you believe that Benny Hinn was telling the truth when he claimed that his father was mayor of Jaffa, Israel, even though that claim has been debunked numerous times, you might be WoF.

If you've taken at least three Bible verses out of context and it isn't even lunchtime yet, you might be WoF.

If you immediately scream "HERESY HUNTER!!!" at anyone who disagrees with you, rather than taking the time to ask why they disagree or even considering that they might have a good reason to disagree, you might be WoF.

If you measure a preacher's success by how many miracles he does, and not by how faithful he is in the preaching of the Gospel, you might be WoF.

 

[rbell]

If your wife's hair is purple and over 3 feet in diameter, you might be WoF.

If she applies her mascara with an asphalt paver, you might be one too.

 

[Pete]

You've ever "named and claimed" something....

You go up to Benny Hinn to get "slain in the spirit" for healing of the carpet burns you got from last week's show....

You have every book, video, cassette, prayer cloth, vile...er...vial of annointed oil from Hinn, Copeland, Meyers, Hickey, Dollar, etc etc, then BINGO!

 

[webdog]

If your church meets in a sports arena...you might be WoF.

If your pastor dresses like a stormtrooper...you might be WoF.

 

[rbell]

You have several videos of you on the internet, preaching and passing gas...

 

[gekko]

what's "WoF" ?

 

[webdog]

what's "WoF" ?

Word of Faith...health and wealth...TBN.

 

[Tom Bryant]

blab and grab :laugh: sorry couldn't resist

 

[Brian30755]

You have several videos of you on the internet, preaching and passing gas...

I've seen that video you're referring to. It may have been in bad taste, but that was probably the most hilarious video I've ever seen. My sides were actually aching from laughing so hard the first time I saw it.