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Lift 12 oz. at a time....pepsi, coke, mountain dew, while raising your eyebrows slowly up and slowly down....you'll feel the burn more if you do this slowly....
Fine, but I hate soda. Can I make it iced tea instead? Unsweetened in the Midwest tradition of course.
Looking for a riding mower with four flats....
If you have a rider already, stab the tires with a steak knife. If you don't, buy one and stab the tires with a steak knife. Beware, however, of solid rubber tires ... ouch!

Need conflict resolution: Angels-Royals and Colombia-Uruguay are on at the same time ...
 
Just Lay the American flag across the bush.
:eek: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
The children in McD's play place are so loud I can't think.
Empty the napkin dispenser and make the perfect set of earplugs.

Architect is three weeks late with plans for house that was supposed to be done by September 15 ... now totally unrealistic. And ... ?
 

Carolina Baptist

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(And by the way, it's only eighteen pages long on my screen. )


I must be doing something wrong. It looks like 71 pages long to me.




How do I convince a reluctant participate to not petition for closure and keep this open?

Bribe him with Pulled Pork Bar-B-Que and Sweet iced tea. :thumbsup:

My computer is in the shop. The individuals of somewhat compromised intelligence working on it seem to be making stuff up as they go.

Wife's computer has issues all its own (very slow and a lot of popups.) :tonofbricks:
 
I must be doing something wrong. It looks like 71 pages long to me.
You obviously have your posts-per-page setting very low. :laugh:
I just won a brand new GM vehicle - what should I do?
Whatever you do, don't use the ignition switch!! Oh, wait ... this it the "bad advice" thread ...

By all means, immediately go out and start it! Then, if it doesn't burst into flames, sell the vehicle for the dollar and half it's worth and buy a Ford.

Got an anonymous email from a guy wanting me to buy his GM vehicle for a dollar and a half ... what should I do?
 
Keep the $1.50, buy a Ford for .50¢ and use the extra $1.00 for a Kansas Jayhawks' ticket....
Really know how to hurt a guy, don'cha? :laugh: :thumbsup:
Need advice on how to kill spiders.....
With a blow torch, how else?
so for more tv, do I get a Dish or Cable
Rabbit ears. Very, very tall ones. With a warning beacon to prevent collisions with airplanes ...

... and the ISS.
 
Don't get cocky ... you did the same thing on the "backward question" thread ...

Gotta bunch of carpenters and roofers with "carpenters' elbow" from swinging hammers with fans stapled to them too hard and long ...

Roofers have "roofer's elbow", FWIW....

But I digress....

Tell the carpenters they're evil and they need to carpent, and the roofers need to adorn themselves in roofing sealer and ashes and sit for seven days....their elbow ailment should be fine afterwards....

Need car keys found....
 
Um ... no. "Roofers Elbow" is a partial entry at yp.com for roofers in Elbow Lake, Minnesota. :laugh:Check with your local GM dealer. With all those bad starters, I bet they've "found" car keys all over the place!

Have a conflict Thursday between a closing and a counseling client.

Close the door in their face and close the case....

Ford won't start.....again....
 
Why would you even have one - this is the year 1814
Sorry ... you're going to have to explain that one ... and there ain't no "advice" in it, bad, good or otherwise.
Mrs Salty want to preach this Sunday - what do I do
Leave 15 minutes early, padlock the front, back, side, and cellar doors, plus all the windows, from the outside, and go preach like you always do. Explain later it was fluke accident that she got "stuck" in the house.

Keyboard for some reason keeps typing "form" instead of "from" ...
 
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