You can’t make this stuff up. But, you can pretend to be a “liberal chick” and walk around a college campus asking students to sign a petition banning pressure cookers.
http://www.ijreview.com/2013/04/49187-college-students-sign-petition-to-ban-pressure-cookers/
http://www.ijreview.com/2013/04/49187-college-students-sign-petition-to-ban-pressure-cookers/