Getting "chipped" is a scary thought.
Get chipped and you'll never need to worry about losing, forgetting, or digging for your car or house keys (after you upgrade your locks). Get chipped and you'll never have to hassle with unlocking your cell phone. It'll be locked when it's not with you, and unlocked when it's with you, automatically. Get chipped, and your house can turn on the lights when you arrive, without you doing anything.
And, man, you should get one of those smart speakers. Yeah, it listens to you all the time, in your home, in your living room, in your bedroom. And, when you ask it a question or give it a command, it sends your voice to some giant company for translation and hopefully an answer. And, that big company keeps your voice recordings and translations forever (unless you go through certain steps and trust them).
And, video cameras with image recognition, great for security, also uploads your video and recognition data to some wonderful big company.