4) All your reading has been tainted by authors who are antagonistic to the gospel and are your main influences in your rogue theory.
Jon, I have no doubt you are well read. I have a friend whom I have watched fall away into liberalism to the point that I wonder if he even believes Jesus is God. It's been sad to see him following after liberal thinkers and reading texts that influence him to abandon sound theology. You sound much like him. It is disappointing.
But this is where you are wrong. I do not advocate liberalism (quite the opposite).
I am a biblicist. As such, I interpret Scripture literally. This includes acknowledging figures of speech and literary devices (of course...just heading off the typical liberal attack on my position I think you might head).
This is why we disagree - not because I take a liberal approach to Scripture but because my approach is much more conservative than yours.
This is probably the reason it was not difficult for me to change my view of Penal Substitution Theory. I had assumed it correct but had not taken the time to see if it was actually in God's Word.
Once I took the time one of two options, by necessity, had to occur. I either had to accept a more liberal view of Scripture or I had to adopt a more biblical (according to the text of Scripture) view of the Atonement. I chose the latter and moved away from Penal Substitution Theory.
The problem with the liberal view you hold of Scripture is ultimately every doctrine you hold, regardless of its validity, is subjective because you have no objective standard by which to judge doctrine.
Anybody can say the Bible "teaches" such and such "when properly understood". Holiness Pentecostals say Scripture, when properly understood, teaches those born again will speak in tongues as a sign of their rebirth.
You say Scripture, when properly understood, teaches that Christ suffered God's wrath as our substitute.
I say Scripture teaches that Christ died via the wicked but by God's will, bore our sins bodily, and trusted in God as a righteous judge.
Of the three views above, only my view can actually pass the test of Scripture because it is in God's Word.
Your position is just as legitimate as the Holiness Pentecostal view because it is subjective - it is not dependent on God's Word but on what you believe God's Word "teaches".