Colonoscopy!

[OLD SARGE]

Colonoscopy!
Oh, what joy and glee!
Colonoscopy!
One for you and me!
Colonoscopy!
It will set things free!
Colonoscopy!
Oh, what we may see!
Colonoscopy! (drawn out in a bass voice)

OS 12/5/25

 

[Cathode]

Colonoscopy!
Oh, what joy and glee!
Colonoscopy!
One for you and me!
Colonoscopy!
It will set things free!
Colonoscopy!
Oh, what we may see!
Colonoscopy! (drawn out in a bass voice)

OS 12/5/25

Didn't a fundamental Church mightily condemn colonoscopies as Sodomoscopy?

 

[Charlie24]

Didn't a fundamental Church mightily condemn colonoscopies as Sodomoscopy?

I think you're confused, Cathode, we condemned the prostate biopsy as Sodomoscopy.

 

[Charlie24]

I think you're confused, Cathode, we condemned the prostate biopsy as Sodomoscopy.

I've had both. Never felt a thing with the colon, was totally out.

The prostate thing I will never forget or have again, I was more/less abused and felt every zap of it.

 

[Salty]

o boy

 

[Deacon]

Hope everything comes out all right....

 

[Charlie24]

Hope everything comes out all right....

Not working out very well for me. My PSA, (not penal substitution, lol, prostate specific antigen) count has risen sharply and holding in the last 2 tests.

Doctors are saying I'm in need of treatments, but I keep putting it off.

Did quite a bit of checking around of folks in my situation who had the treatments and the results are not in my favor for treatments.

 

[Salty]

in that case then BB members will be putting you on our prayer list

 

[Charlie24]

in that case then BB members will be putting you on our prayer list

I'm fine as we speak, can do anything I've always done. Time will tell.

I've decided to let it take its course rather than taking up an early wheelchair with various complications as those others have done with treatments.

We are truly in the hands of the Lord! I'm not asking for prayer, only that His will be done. It's fine with me whatever He has determined.

 

[Van]

I had three of them, but the Doctor told me because of my age, I do not need another.

I have never had any work done on my prostrate, and hopefully, I will be called home before I do.

 

[Deacon]

An alternative to that nasty prostate biopsy is an MRI.
(When asked about his recent medical tests and what his MRI was about, the President claimed ignorance but it was probably an MRI of his prostate.)
If the MRI indicates any suspicious areas, an ultrasound guided biopsy would be scheduled.
The MRI is more expensive but well worth the cost in my opinion!

After surgery my PSA level zero'ed out.

Rob

 

[OLD SARGE]

I had one where I was not totally out. I was grunting and kept hearing them say, "You're all right." I was thinking that we should not be having this conversation, but all I could do is grunt. I could have drove myself home after the time in the recovery.