..........

[Ryan.Samples]

Might want to recheck your translation of the third dot. It has a wider semantic range than you've considered, it seems.

 

[Tom Butler]

That, and vacuum under the pews, take out the garbage, clean the rest rooms, hand out the programs, change the light bulbs, wipe the windows, and clean around the pulpit. You have to have this done in under 15 minutes, or else........bwaaahhaaaahaaaaa

Naw, the Universal Church doesn't have any restrooms, light bulbs, windows or pulpits. All imaginary. It does spread around a little garbage, though.

Actually, I'm pretty good at trash-talking myself.

 

[Tom Butler]

.............................
Just wanted to point out it can also be translated as
...................
and for the visually impaired,
oooooooooooooooo

Whoa! Never saw that before. It certainly puts a new perspective on the subject.

Awesome, web. What a teaching gift you have!

 

[saturneptune]

Might want to recheck your translation of the third dot. It has a wider semantic range than you've considered, it seems.

And never forget the preamble to the Book of Mormon
666
666
666
666
666
666

 

[Ryan.Samples]

Whoa! Never saw that before. It certainly puts a new perspective on the subject.

Awesome, web. What a teaching gift you have!

I'm not so confident in the harmatology expressed in the fifth dot.

 

[Salty]

did you ever hear those beeps at the top of the hour by Harold Camping. on Family Radio? Hmmmm

 

[webdog]

Might want to recheck your translation of the third dot. It has a wider semantic range than you've considered, it seems.

It was added at a later date. The earliest manuscripts do not have that dot.

 

[convicted1]

It was added at a later date. The earliest manuscripts do not have that dot.

Oh yes they do. You must have a corrupted text....as if we haven't heard that argument before, huh? :laugh:

 

[convicted1]

I knew if I search long enough and hard enough, I would find the interpretation of the OP.

Many have interjected their fine opinions and outstanding theories of the meaning behind the code.

Unfortunately, all those opinions and theories are wrong.

The meaning of those dots is quite easy to break once a cryptological study is done. (or a google search on the historical background of dots) The acute roundness of the dots are the giveaway as to their origin. They originated in the last decade of the 18th Century AD, during the French Revolution.

The enemy would send secret messages across enemy lines to undercover spies using these very dots that you see in the OP. It seems Herald has learned the code of the French Revolution spies.

What do those particular dots really say?

"What did I miss?"

That's right, Herald was asking a simple question that only got complicated answers.

Well Herald, I have the answer for your question...

It all started just a little over 6,000 years ago when God decided He would create a universe full of life and wonder. First He spoke the world into existence, you missed that one. He continued speaking and next thing you know this world and all that is in it existed.

People began talking with snakes, donkeys, and who knows what else.

You really did miss quite a show.

You have your history all wrong Brother. It was originally found in the early 19th century, during the war of 1812, to perfectly clear(channelling my inner Nixon there, ).

 

[convicted1]

Naw, the Universal Church doesn't have any restrooms, light bulbs, windows or pulpits. All imaginary. It does spread around a little garbage, though.

I think someone set you up, if you believe what you posted here. I think someone told you the universal church is all imaginary, just to get you away from them. They probably walked you through the woods, and showed you a big, pretty field, and told you that you would bishop the universal church here. You swallowed this hook, line, sinker, rod, AND reel. I bet they snickered all the way back, too.

Actually, I'm pretty good at trash-talking myself.

If you talk to trash, no wonder you believe the universal church is all imaginary. BTW, does it talk back? If'n it does, what does it say?

 

[saturneptune]

You have your history all wrong Brother. It was originally found in the early 19th century, during the war of 1812, to perfectly clear(channelling my inner Nixon there, ).

I can see your DNA connection to Nixon. That explains why you are in the ministry. You dropped out of chef school. It was reported that the last thing you said as you were leaving the school to come back home "I am not a cook."

 

[Salty]

"I am not a cook."

But what says the book?

I would advise not to get hooked

as you know, it only takes one look

and in the end, do not get took

 

[saturneptune]

But what says the book?

Do unto others before they do unto you. Song of Clinton 3:16

I would advise not to get hooked

As in too many lortabs?

as you know, it only takes one look

To not sin, if you drive around the block and look at her again in her shorts, it is sin. Song of Clinton 3:17

and in the end, do not get took

In the end, do not get took? As to the cleaners?

 

[convicted1]

I can see your DNA connection to Nixon. That explains why you are in the ministry. You dropped out of chef school. It was reported that the last thing you said as you were leaving the school to come back home "I am not a cook."

I resent these remarks. I want you to know that I make the best Campbell's Vegetable Beef soup, chicken noodle, and chicken and rice you ever tasted. If you tried them, you would think I made them fresh from the can.


Come to WVa and I will fix you the finest bowl of Kellogg's corn flakes you ever tasted.....I might even be generous enough to add milk and sugar, too. :tongue3:

 

[saturneptune]

I resent these remarks. I want you to know that I make the best Campbell's Vegetable Beef soup, chicken noodle, and chicken and rice you ever tasted. If you tried them, you would think I made them fresh from the can.


Come to WVa and I will fix you the finest bowl of Kellogg's corn flakes you ever tasted.....I might even be generous enough to add milk and sugar, too. :tongue3:

Only if I can bring Tricky Dick with me. That is my pet pit bull. Notice the similarity in the jaws.

The only reason I am not sure about the validity of the Campell's vegetable soup, is that one must be able to read the directions to make it, and as you know, Kentucky's educational system is light years ahead of WV.

Since you brought up Campell's soup, that suggests you have Campellite tendencies, which means you are an ally of the Church of Christ. One can only conclude you are for baptismal regeneration. Don't be for baptismal regeneration, get rid of cable and switch to Direct TV.

 

[Ryan.Samples]

Since you brought up Campell's soup, that suggests you have Campellite tendencies,

Well done.

 

[Winman]

The only reason I am not sure about the validity of the Campell's vegetable soup, is that one must be able to read the directions to make it, and as you know, Kentucky's educational system is light years ahead of WV.

Q- Why couldn't the West Virginian make Kool-aid?

A- He couldn't figure out how to add two quarts of water to that little packet. :laugh:

I apologize Willis, I had to pick someone, this was originally a "blonde" joke, and I didn't dare post that!

 

[Winman]

Three construction workers were working on a 60 story high-rise in New York city, a man from Massachusetts, a man from Connecticut, and a man from West Virginia. It is lunchtime.

The man from Massachusetts opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Not Boston Baked Beans for lunch again! I can't stand this any more!" and leaps off the building to his death.

The man from Connecticut opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Not a meatball grinder for lunch again! I can't stand this!". He also leaps to his death.

The man from West Virginia opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Not fried chicken and cornbread again! I can't stand it!" . He leaps to his death.

Several days later at the wake, the widows of these three men get together and talk.

The widow of the Massachusetts man says, "If I knew he hated Boston Baked Beans so much, I wouldn't have packed them in his lunch."

The widow of the Connecticut man says, "Yes, if I had known my husband hated meatball grinders so much, I wouldn't have packed it in his lunch either."

The widow of the West Virginia man says, "I dont get it, he packs his own lunch!" :laugh:

Again Willis, apologies to West Virginia, but I know you are a good sport.

 

[Tom Butler]

Well, since our discourse is moving in that direction, a story about one of my fellow Western Kentuckians.

He was driving along at a pretty good clip, when a trooper pulled him over.

The Kentucky guy rolled down his window. The trooper said, "You got any I. D?"

The flatlander said "'Bout whut?"

Anybody who doesn't get it, ask a Southerner.

 

[saturneptune]

Then there was the time at church, I went up to Tom Butler and said, I want to be frank with you. He answered and said, "I thought you were Mike."