I told my physical therapist I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Mississippi.
A woman in labor suddenly shouts, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
The doctor said, “Don’t worry, those are just contractions.”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
He told me to stop going to those places.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Mississippi.
A woman in labor suddenly shouts, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
The doctor said, “Don’t worry, those are just contractions.”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
