A hypothetical situation- 2 radio ministries

[Alive in Christ]

Here is the hypothetical situation. Sort of a poll.

You have been falsly charged, found guilty, and are imprisoned.

The gaurds inform you that instead of giving bibles they are now streaming christian teaching into every cell, 24 hours a day, except when you are sleeping.

You can not turn it off, and they wont turn it off. You will hear the broadcasts.

They give you 2 0ptions:

1) a 24/7 streaming of teaching from the Wesboro church in Kansas.

2) a 24/7 streaming of Kenneth Copelands voice of victory.

Which would you pick?

As for me, I think I would be able to "cherry pick" more profitable stuff from Copeland than then from Westboro.

 

[mont974x4]

I'd fashion homemade earplugs.

 

[Havensdad]

I would cut my eardrums out!!

 

[Tom Butler]

Gimme Westboro. At least I'd hear SOME Biblical preaching.

 

[SolaSaint]

Is old sparky an option?

 

[Gregory Perry Sr.]

I Agree...

Gimme Westboro. At least I'd hear SOME Biblical preaching.

I guess I gotta go with Bro.Tom on this one.....at least the Westboro people will occasionally quote the Bible and they AT LEAST do know what is and isn't sin....and now that I think of it I don't think I've ever heard of them begging for money! For the record.....I think their tactics are despicable. As for Biblical love and compassion....Copeland's "brand" of that is false and Westboro's is non-existent!

Maybe poking a pencil in each ear isn't actually such a bad option!

Bro.Greg

 

[Yeshua1]

Here is the hypothetical situation. Sort of a poll.

You have been falsly charged, found guilty, and are imprisoned.

The gaurds inform you that instead of giving bibles they are now streaming christian teaching into every cell, 24 hours a day, except when you are sleeping.

You can not turn it off, and they wont turn it off. You will hear the broadcasts.

They give you 2 0ptions:

1) a 24/7 streaming of teaching from the Wesboro church in Kansas.

2) a 24/7 streaming of Kenneth Copelands voice of victory.

Which would you pick?

As for me, I think I would be able to "cherry pick" more profitable stuff from Copeland than then from Westboro.

guess a choice between bigots and false teachers...

take the "Archie Bunker" Christianity, barely!

 

[Amy.G]

That's like asking would you rather have a root canal or a colonoscopy. I'll take neither.

 

[Gregory Perry Sr.]

Yeah!!!!

That's like asking would you rather have a root canal or a colonoscopy. I'll take neither.

AMEN!!!:laugh::laugh:
Good Point!

Bro.Greg:wavey:

 

[Mexdeaf]

I'm deaf- but if it was captioned I'd pluck my eyeballs out.

 

[Iconoclast]

I would cut my eardrums out!!

amyg
That's like asking would you rather have a root canal or a colonoscopy. I'll take neither.

Maybe poking a pencil in each ear isn't actually such a bad option!

Bro.Greg

Is old sparky an option?

I'm deaf- but if it was captioned I'd pluck my eyeballs out.

Good thread AIC.....:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[12strings]

That's like asking would you rather have a root canal or a colonoscopy. I'll take neither.

Oh, I'd much rather have a colonoscopy...they drug you up so much you don't remember a thing, and no pain...you see here's how it went with mine...


...Ok, probably TMI already...:laugh:

 

[Gregory Perry Sr.]

Oh My.....!

Oh, I'd much rather have a colonoscopy...they drug you up so much you don't remember a thing, and no pain...you see here's how it went with mine...


...Ok, probably TMI already...:laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:Agreed!

Bro.Greg

 

[gators_2006]

Gimme Westboro. At least I'd hear SOME Biblical preaching.

And then when they give you "rec" time, you can go picket the guard towers and gates. Your signs could read about how the detention system is for hom........wait, you're in jail, that might not work out so well.:laugh: Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[OldRegular]

:thumbsup::laugh:

Is old sparky an option?

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[michael-acts17:11]

Wouldn't both options be torture under the Geneva convention? I'll take water-boarding.

 

[Alive in Christ]

amyg
That's like asking would you rather have a root canal or a colonoscopy. I'll take neither.

Maybe poking a pencil in each ear isn't actually such a bad option!

Bro.Greg

Is old sparky an option?

I'm deaf- but if it was captioned I'd pluck my eyeballs out.

Good thread AIC.....:laugh::laugh::laugh::

Yeah, thought I;d start a fun thread where everyone is in agreement for a change; :thumbs: