A WW2 Joke From Quora

[Squire Robertsson]

There was a joke that the way troops could tell who their opponents were was how they returned fire:

If they returned accurate rifle fire, they were British.
If they returned accurate machine gun fire, they were German.
If they came rushing headlong in a horde, they were Russian.
If they did not immediately return fire, you better get moving because they’re American, and your position will be obliterated from artillery and air strikes in about 10 minutes.​

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

There was a joke that the way troops could tell who their opponents were was how they returned fire:

If they returned accurate rifle fire, they were British.
If they returned accurate machine gun fire, they were German.
If they came rushing headlong in a horde, they were Russian.
If they did not immediately return fire, you better get moving because they’re American, and your position will be obliterated from artillery and air strikes in about 10 minutes.​

Loved it

 

[Squire Robertsson]

Another:

a complaint by the Germans: the Brits lead with the pipes, the French lead with trumpets…the Americans lead with artillery.

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[just-want-peace]

Never heard these before, but I like 'em!!

 

[tyndale1946]

Another:

a complaint by the Germans: the Brits lead with the pipes, the French lead with trumpets…the Americans lead with artillery.

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Those sneaky American, all they want to do is Coordinate a War... Brother Glen

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

Those sneaky American, all they want to do is Coordinate a War... Brother Glen

Kill, kill