Originally posted by emeraldctyangel:
Major B, what do you think of the Belgium schools described in the article?
Id love to pick your brain on the schools in Kentucky. When Im out of the service, my plan is troops to teachers. My degree is 13 months away and I wonder if you have any tips? If you have time, just send me a PM. Thanks!
First, a cute little ditty not original to me, but to which I added some stuff.
TEACHER INTERVIEW
After being interviewed by the school administration, the
eager teaching prospect said:
"Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go
into that room with all those kids, and fill their every waking moment
with a love for learning. And I'm supposed to instill a sense of pride in
their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior, observe them
for signs of abuse and even censor their T-shirt messages and dress habits
None of my assignments are to be boring, I must grade honestly, and no child
is allowed to fail. I have to allow students out of class for athletic team meetings, surveys,
therapist appointments, book club, and gay-bi-trans-whatever club meetings, and I must
educate the students as if they were all in my class for the full time.
You want me to wage a war on drugs and sexually
transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for weapons of mass destruction, and
raise their self esteem.
You want me to teach them patriotism, good citizenship,
sportsmanship, fair play, how to register to vote, how to balance a
checkbook, and how to apply for a job.
I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe
environment, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, make sure all
students pass the mandatory state exams, even those who don't come to school
regularly or complete any of their assignments.
Plus, I am to make sure that all of the students with
handicaps get an equal education regardless of the extent of their mental
or physical handicap. And I am to communicate regularly with the
parents by letter, telephone, newsletter and report card. All of this I am to
do with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a few books, a bulletin
board, a big smile AND on a starting salary that qualifies my family for food
stamps!
You want me to do all of this and yet you expect me NOT TO PRAY
Schools overseas have a lot of advantages.
Unless I am mistaken, the Belgians do not have to educate everyone together.
In Germany, there are actually three types of High School, Gymnasium, which is straight college prep, Hauptschule, which I think is office worker clerical type stuff, and Realschule, which is trade school oriented. Not only that, but "special" students are not only not mainstreamed to regular classes (federal law), they are not even in the same building. In addition, and most vitally, most European schools have no sports programs at all--sports are handled by the local athletic club.