Al Gore Explains 'Snowmageddon'

[canadyjd]

From Rush Limbaugh's show in the 90's.

"Hi, my name's Forrest,.., Forrest Gore. My momma always told me life was like a box of chocolates. One day, when I was walking around the Capitol, for no particular reason, they made me Vice President of the United States...."

I still laugh thinking about the spot.:laugh:

peace to youraying:

 

[kyredneck]

Every one of you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Al had a rough childhood. The first time his Dad (also a politician) held Al, he dropped Al on his head. Al had bad luck from then on. The family dog hated Al. They had to tie a pork chop to Al so the dog would play with him. When he went out for Little League, he was always the last one picked. When he got up to bat, the outfield started walking towards home plate. After Al invented the internet in the 9th grade, his head got so big that his mom made him carry potatoes home from the grocery in his cap. His greatest success came in the 11th grade when, for a science project, he discovered global warming. He proved that it was man made, and originated in a small geographic area and spread across the globe. The point of origin he discovered is Washington, D.C., hot air rising into the atmosphere at a constant rate. It was destiny that he ended up working there. His final crushing blow came in the 12th grade when he discovered, after taking a DNA test, that he is the first cousin of Blackbird.

Hope everyone of you are happy.

Lol! Funny!

Blackbird! Where are you? You really need to read this and come defend yourself! SN is accusing you of being akin to a demokrat!

 

[kyredneck]

From Rush Limbaugh's show in the 90's.

"Hi, my name's Forrest,.., Forrest Gore. My momma always told me life was like a box of chocolates. One day, when I was walking around the Capitol, for no particular reason, they made me Vice President of the United States...."

I still laugh thinking about the spot.:laugh:

peace to youraying:

Ha! I remember that one. It is funny.

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

He & Bernie Madeoff ....probably two of the most respected men in America.:love2:

 

[blackbird]

His final crushing blow came in the 12th grade when he discovered, after taking a DNA test, that he is the first cousin of Blackbird.

Hope everyone of you are happy.

Blackbird-----doing his best Bugs Bunny impersonation------------(after being slapped on both cheeks with SN's sinister white gloves!!!!!!!!!!)

OF COURSE, YOUKNOW!!!! THIS----------MEANS----------WAR!!!!!!!!!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[rbell]

Blackbird and Gore are cousins??

Doesn't that then, by deduction, make Blackbird kin to a pine tree?

 

[saturneptune]

Blackbird and Gore are cousins??

Doesn't that then, by deduction, make Blackbird kin to a pine tree?

Yes, one of the places man's best friend visits frequently.

 

[blackbird]

Yes, one of the places man's best friend visits frequently.

rbell & SN!!!!!!!!

blackbird KNOWS where his birth certificate is!!!!

I'd like to see both of yours!!!!!!! I want to see more than just a measly Zerox copy like Hawaii hands out at leasure!!!!!:laugh::laugh: