Why did the Gator cross the road? Because he couldn't cross the goal line...
Sorry, just heard this one yesterday.
It'll be interesting to see how Butch Jones & the TN Vols will fare this season.
Jones has done a fairly good job both in his draft picks earlier this year as well as his, shall we say,
ability to lure good players away from other schools as well as having a good scouting team with the ability to encourage high school players to check out what UTK can offer those who wish to continue playing football at the college level.
The SEC is one of the hardest football conferences to predict who'll wind up as the conference's final winner. Just about every team has its share of excellent players & coaches, so predicting who'll wind up on top in the SEC before the regular playing season begins is always a risky proposition at best.
Naturally WPE3BQL would love to see the TN Vols on top at the end, but within my group of football fans, as far as the SEC is concerned, it's usually split between TN, KY, FL, & AL as to which team will be on top at the end of the season--usually it's one of those 4, but sometimes it's none of them. In recent years teams such as LSU & Auburn, & even SC have come away with the conference title.
Oh yes, Bro. Friend of Spurgeon, in the past the UT's officials have forbidden its college band from going along with the football players when they play the FL Gators because Gator fans would pelt the band with oranges. If you're a player or someone on their field's sidelines, you can sometimes run away from the volley of oranges [or whatever else a Gator fan might toss at them], but when you're a band player ensconced on the stands, there's not much you can do to evade the onslaught of oranges [or whatever].
A few years back, one of UT's tuba players nearly got chocked to death when an orange got lodged in his tuba as he was playing it.
It takes lots of wind to play a tuba, but when the tuba is blocked, the player's air has no place to go but back into the player's throat. That's what happened a few years back--the player almost died due to his own breath being forced back into his lungs.
Thankfully, some UT fans were able to perform CPR and revive his breathing before the EMT's arrived--otherwise it may have been too late for that tuba player.
None of the Gator fans admitted tossing the orange that almost killed the UT player since his orange was just one of a dozen or more that were thrown at the UT band.
One might expect the football players to be injured during the game, but seldom would you expect a tuba player to be injured like this one was.